Hey Anna!

*Me:* Hey Anna!
*Anna:* What?
*Me:* Wanna take an interveiw?

*Anna:*NO.
*Me:* Why not?

*Anna:*Just cause.
*Me:* Please (she's started ignoring me now)

*Anna:* (oohs and awes over her puppy for a while)  How do I adopt another puppy?
*Me:* I'll show you if you let me interweiw you.

*Anna:*FIIIINE.  But what do I have to do on your interveiw.  Hehehehehehe.
*Me:* First question is..... ummm...

*Anna:* (interrupts) my favorite book isssss... YOU'RE TORTURING ME!!!!
*Me:* I didn't know that was a book.

*Anna:*Um... my favorite book is "Charlie and The Chocolate Factory" and that other book i can't remember...
*Me:* but you just said your favorite book was You're torturing me.

*Anna:*Let's do what's your favorite TV show next.  (I just got suzy a new body suit!!)  STOP IT!!! STOP WRITING EVERYTING I SAY!!! YOU'RE SOOO MEAN EVY!!!
*Me:* Alright, what's your favorite TV show.

*Anna:* iCarly, and Spongebob, and Big time Rush, and Phineas and Ferb...
*Me:* Okay, that's enough. what kind of puppy are you gonna adopt?

*Anna:*uuuuuuhhhhhhh.... a pug and i'm gonna name it spongebob squarepants (sings theme song) am i done yet?
*Me:* NO!

*Anna:*STOP TORTURING ME!!! (laughs strangely) can I please be done now?
*Me:* Fine.

*Anna:*Really?!?






*Me:* NO!!!

*Anna:*Seriously??? You're weird and mean and just plain.... WEIRD!!! (laughs again)  Can I please be done now, torturer.
*Me:* fine. 

*Anna:*really?*Me:* yea.

*Anna:*YESSSS!!!!!

(thanks for the idea emma!)

*Anna:* Now, you have to help me create my new account...