Health Food

EEW.  I hate new years resoulutions.  (not only because I can't spell it) Anyway, my moms is to feed us healthier food.  I really want some potato chips.  I've been eating yogurt and cheese.  Watch me die of starvation.  Anyway, My resoulution is to just be an all around better person.  Unlike my mom (to my dismay)  I absolutley can not keep up with a resoulution.  Anyway, see what my reslution was last summer:

Okay, so I was never the person to keep up with the good resolutions, but I at least try.  Anyhow, here's this summers resolutions.  (I'm not really a New Years person.)

Perfect the Tart (Kind of, there were some major flops.)

Have fun (TOTALLY!)

Keep up with just one blog. (fail. major fail.)

So maybe there aren't that many, but I'll work on it.   <~~~  Let's stick with that

I love mad libs. 

How to Build a Chore-Doer

Step 1: Go to your local Tarjay and buy 6 and 1/2 pieces of wood. Pieces should be at least 30 Jazillion inches wide by -50 inches long.
Step 2: Buy 43 noodles in size Large.
Step 3: Buy a roll of metal cord.
Step 4: At the hardware store, buy a large container of 78 Washing Machines.
Step 5: Look in your kitchen cabinets for a bottle of Jelly.
Step 6: Take wood pieces and Jump them together with a hammer. Be sure to wear safety Legwarmers..
Step 7: Connect one end of the cord to the wood. Connect the other end of the cord to the Washing Machines. Pour the Jelly over the whole thing.
Step 8: Stand back.
Step 9: Plug it in and watch it go.
Be sure to stand far away and to put the cat or dog someplace safe. You won't have to worry about your chores anymore, because you now have a whole new mess to worry about!

http://www.eduplace.com/tales/  Make one and post it for me.

Hamster buddies?? I think not...

Twas the day before Winter break,
And all through the school,
The kids were on sugar rushes,
But not the bad teachers.
With me in my earrings,
And hands full with the critter,
I went home and put him away, to go watch TV.

Then what to my wondering eyes should appear,
ANNA SPILLED ALL THE HAMSTER FOOD ON THE FLOOR!

Explanation: I brought home one of Ms. Rae's hamsters.  Anna spills half the food on the floor.  My hamster has no interest in being social.  Hooray.

Sigh.

I would like to send a sarcastic thank you to the creater of Harry Potter Puppet Pals.  What did they ever do to me???  EVERYTHING!!  Now, Anna happens to be singing the song.  Again, Thank you.

Bored and Cold

Man,  I HATE the cold.  I'm sitting here, freezing to death thinking about how boring today's gonna be.  No fun stuff cause we got snowed out of school yesterday, so now I have to do whatever I was gonna do yesterday at school.  Mrs. Gall would have killed me for that sentence.  (SHE'S LIVE SPELLED BACKWARDS!!!!)  When will she leave?!?!  Bleh.  Does anyone know what Mr. Bagwell's blog address is??? I need help!

Teacher Workdays

My mom is a teacher, so I go to the teacher workdays most of the time.  I try to be helpful, but sometimes I guess I'm just a nuisance.  Today, (and yesterday), I worked my brain off, but I think I did a lot.  I try not to do anything thing that's too important, I've been bulletin boarding and sorting out the huge supply order.  Any way, gotta go.

School, Grandparents, Sunburns, Vampires, and Chats.

Okay, as Emma's noticed, I haven't been updating my blog lately, so I apologize for that, but I think Emma's the only one who reads it.  Anyway, my first subject is school.  I am so ready for this year to start!  In my opinion, the sooner the better.  I'm getting lazy (and yes Emma, with my blog too)  so I need something to do.  Also, I miss my friends soooooooooooooooooooooooo much. 

My Grandparents came to visit me this week.  That was fun.  We went to the beach, and  got a sunburn, which immediately started peeling, and I got another sunburn on that new skin, which started peeling, and I got a sunburn on that, and you can see where this is going now, can't you?  Any way, I'm on like stage 5 now.

Does anyone have any reviews  for Vampires Suck for me?  I really wanted to see it, but have no idea what it's rated or anything. 

Also, thank you Emma for reminding me to do this by gmail chat.

Me:  Hey Anna, wanna do another interveiw?
Anna:no.
Me:Why Not?
Anna:Cuz im watching TV.
Me:Please?
Anna:no.
Me: nevermind.