I love mad libs. 

How to Build a Chore-Doer

Step 1: Go to your local Tarjay and buy 6 and 1/2 pieces of wood. Pieces should be at least 30 Jazillion inches wide by -50 inches long.
Step 2: Buy 43 noodles in size Large.
Step 3: Buy a roll of metal cord.
Step 4: At the hardware store, buy a large container of 78 Washing Machines.
Step 5: Look in your kitchen cabinets for a bottle of Jelly.
Step 6: Take wood pieces and Jump them together with a hammer. Be sure to wear safety Legwarmers..
Step 7: Connect one end of the cord to the wood. Connect the other end of the cord to the Washing Machines. Pour the Jelly over the whole thing.
Step 8: Stand back.
Step 9: Plug it in and watch it go.
Be sure to stand far away and to put the cat or dog someplace safe. You won't have to worry about your chores anymore, because you now have a whole new mess to worry about!

http://www.eduplace.com/tales/  Make one and post it for me.

Hamster buddies?? I think not...

Twas the day before Winter break,
And all through the school,
The kids were on sugar rushes,
But not the bad teachers.
With me in my earrings,
And hands full with the critter,
I went home and put him away, to go watch TV.

Then what to my wondering eyes should appear,
ANNA SPILLED ALL THE HAMSTER FOOD ON THE FLOOR!

Explanation: I brought home one of Ms. Rae's hamsters.  Anna spills half the food on the floor.  My hamster has no interest in being social.  Hooray.

Sigh.

I would like to send a sarcastic thank you to the creater of Harry Potter Puppet Pals.  What did they ever do to me???  EVERYTHING!!  Now, Anna happens to be singing the song.  Again, Thank you.

Bored and Cold

Man,  I HATE the cold.  I'm sitting here, freezing to death thinking about how boring today's gonna be.  No fun stuff cause we got snowed out of school yesterday, so now I have to do whatever I was gonna do yesterday at school.  Mrs. Gall would have killed me for that sentence.  (SHE'S LIVE SPELLED BACKWARDS!!!!)  When will she leave?!?!  Bleh.  Does anyone know what Mr. Bagwell's blog address is??? I need help!

Teacher Workdays

My mom is a teacher, so I go to the teacher workdays most of the time.  I try to be helpful, but sometimes I guess I'm just a nuisance.  Today, (and yesterday), I worked my brain off, but I think I did a lot.  I try not to do anything thing that's too important, I've been bulletin boarding and sorting out the huge supply order.  Any way, gotta go.

School, Grandparents, Sunburns, Vampires, and Chats.

Okay, as Emma's noticed, I haven't been updating my blog lately, so I apologize for that, but I think Emma's the only one who reads it.  Anyway, my first subject is school.  I am so ready for this year to start!  In my opinion, the sooner the better.  I'm getting lazy (and yes Emma, with my blog too)  so I need something to do.  Also, I miss my friends soooooooooooooooooooooooo much. 

My Grandparents came to visit me this week.  That was fun.  We went to the beach, and  got a sunburn, which immediately started peeling, and I got another sunburn on that new skin, which started peeling, and I got a sunburn on that, and you can see where this is going now, can't you?  Any way, I'm on like stage 5 now.

Does anyone have any reviews  for Vampires Suck for me?  I really wanted to see it, but have no idea what it's rated or anything. 

Also, thank you Emma for reminding me to do this by gmail chat.

Me:  Hey Anna, wanna do another interveiw?
Anna:no.
Me:Why Not?
Anna:Cuz im watching TV.
Me:Please?
Anna:no.
Me: nevermind.

Updates...

Okay, I haven't posted in a while so I thought I'd let y'all know what I was up to.

So, my room has been majorly updated, I added a desk, practically emptied my closet, and moved my bed and dresser.  It looks awesome.  I might post some pictures, so keep bothering me or I'll forget.

Also relating to interior decorating, our living room is unrecognizable, and hard to describe.

What else have I been doing?  We went camping, which was quite the extravaganza.  We left pretty late, which is a lot different then the other times I've been road tripping.  (We usually leave at 3 in the morning), and we stopped at every little roadside attraction we wanted to (also different than usual.)  When we got there, it rained EVERY DAY at 3:30, and stopped at various times.  On the last night, it rained until 8 or 9 o'clock and our fire pit was more of a swimming hole.  The people at the campsite for  some stupid reason had put it at the bottom of a hill right where all the water ran down.  The way home was the same as the way back, except for we wasted about an hour hopelessly lost.

:(

I am sooooooooooo impossibly lonely. I'm starting to hallucinate. Likeevery time I turn around I think I see someone I know, even if I dont even like them. Today at the pizza restaurant I thought I saw one of my vertically challenged friends, but it turned out to be a tall 3rd grader. I need to see a doctor, or have a sleepover. Keep ya updated on my hopeless condition.

Okay...

I was gonna interview Anna again, but not yet.  Maybe tomorrow... I don't know, I'm kinda lazy...

Hey Anna!

*Me:* Hey Anna!
*Anna:* What?
*Me:* Wanna take an interveiw?

*Anna:*NO.
*Me:* Why not?

*Anna:*Just cause.
*Me:* Please (she's started ignoring me now)

*Anna:* (oohs and awes over her puppy for a while)  How do I adopt another puppy?
*Me:* I'll show you if you let me interweiw you.

*Anna:*FIIIINE.  But what do I have to do on your interveiw.  Hehehehehehe.
*Me:* First question is..... ummm...

*Anna:* (interrupts) my favorite book isssss... YOU'RE TORTURING ME!!!!
*Me:* I didn't know that was a book.

*Anna:*Um... my favorite book is "Charlie and The Chocolate Factory" and that other book i can't remember...
*Me:* but you just said your favorite book was You're torturing me.

*Anna:*Let's do what's your favorite TV show next.  (I just got suzy a new body suit!!)  STOP IT!!! STOP WRITING EVERYTING I SAY!!! YOU'RE SOOO MEAN EVY!!!
*Me:* Alright, what's your favorite TV show.

*Anna:* iCarly, and Spongebob, and Big time Rush, and Phineas and Ferb...
*Me:* Okay, that's enough. what kind of puppy are you gonna adopt?

*Anna:*uuuuuuhhhhhhh.... a pug and i'm gonna name it spongebob squarepants (sings theme song) am i done yet?
*Me:* NO!

*Anna:*STOP TORTURING ME!!! (laughs strangely) can I please be done now?
*Me:* Fine.

*Anna:*Really?!?






*Me:* NO!!!

*Anna:*Seriously??? You're weird and mean and just plain.... WEIRD!!! (laughs again)  Can I please be done now, torturer.
*Me:* fine. 

*Anna:*really?*Me:* yea.

*Anna:*YESSSS!!!!!

(thanks for the idea emma!)

*Anna:* Now, you have to help me create my new account...

UGH!

Grooooooaaaaaan.  Department stores irritate me so.  I went to the mall about a week ago, and they already had started back to school stuff.  School dosen't start for forever.  They're depressing me.

Mousse

I think that's the way I want to spell mousse (as in the type you put in your hair [Thanks for fixing it Emma].) Anyhow, my sister is hitting another phase that I hope fizzles out before school starts and it's that she thinks mousse in her hair is absolutely the coolest thing EVER. Help me before it gets worse.  I tried to get her hair to stand up for her (so she decides it looks stupid faster), but it's too long so I gave her a fowhawk, which unfortunately, she loved.  :(

I don't know why I'm telling you this...

But I guess it's a blog so I'm supposed to tell you tons, but now I have blog acces from my iPod, which is gonna help with my whole resolution thing.

Eeep!!!

Okay, maybe I'm obsessed... actually I probally am.  Oops, forgot to tell you with what, it's with those Maximum Ride Books, i can't stop reading them.  You should see my  "I finally found the next book in the series" dance.  It annoys the heck out of my sister.  oh well.

Did they really make a Fang's blog like the one in the book?  let me look...

THEY DID!!!! yes!!! here it is for those fellow obsessed readers:
http://www.max-dan-wiz.com/profiles/blog/list?user=1ovz3wuu6c55b

How 'bout that airplane food?

Why???!!!???  I don't think there's anything funny about airplane food.  I just don't get it.  Is it kinda like an inside joke that I had to be there to get the joke?  They don't even sell food on airplanes anymore.  There's so many Fast food places in airports it's kinda like bring your own.

If you laughed at the title (it seems like everyone does) please tell me why!!!! I just don't get it.

Summer Resolutions...

Okay, so I was never the person to keep up with the good resolutions, but I at least try.  Anyhow, here's this summers resolutions.  (I'm not really a New Years person.)

Perfect the Tart
Have fun
Keep up with just one blog.

So maybe there aren't that many, but I'll work on it.