I love mad libs. 

How to Build a Chore-Doer

Step 1: Go to your local Tarjay and buy 6 and 1/2 pieces of wood. Pieces should be at least 30 Jazillion inches wide by -50 inches long.
Step 2: Buy 43 noodles in size Large.
Step 3: Buy a roll of metal cord.
Step 4: At the hardware store, buy a large container of 78 Washing Machines.
Step 5: Look in your kitchen cabinets for a bottle of Jelly.
Step 6: Take wood pieces and Jump them together with a hammer. Be sure to wear safety Legwarmers..
Step 7: Connect one end of the cord to the wood. Connect the other end of the cord to the Washing Machines. Pour the Jelly over the whole thing.
Step 8: Stand back.
Step 9: Plug it in and watch it go.
Be sure to stand far away and to put the cat or dog someplace safe. You won't have to worry about your chores anymore, because you now have a whole new mess to worry about!

http://www.eduplace.com/tales/  Make one and post it for me.

Hamster buddies?? I think not...

Twas the day before Winter break,
And all through the school,
The kids were on sugar rushes,
But not the bad teachers.
With me in my earrings,
And hands full with the critter,
I went home and put him away, to go watch TV.

Then what to my wondering eyes should appear,
ANNA SPILLED ALL THE HAMSTER FOOD ON THE FLOOR!

Explanation: I brought home one of Ms. Rae's hamsters.  Anna spills half the food on the floor.  My hamster has no interest in being social.  Hooray.

Sigh.

I would like to send a sarcastic thank you to the creater of Harry Potter Puppet Pals.  What did they ever do to me???  EVERYTHING!!  Now, Anna happens to be singing the song.  Again, Thank you.

Bored and Cold

Man,  I HATE the cold.  I'm sitting here, freezing to death thinking about how boring today's gonna be.  No fun stuff cause we got snowed out of school yesterday, so now I have to do whatever I was gonna do yesterday at school.  Mrs. Gall would have killed me for that sentence.  (SHE'S LIVE SPELLED BACKWARDS!!!!)  When will she leave?!?!  Bleh.  Does anyone know what Mr. Bagwell's blog address is??? I need help!